Превед неспящим Опции

[Старый сисадмин]

Попытался совместить эти два факта. Понял, что рекламу НТВ+ лучше не видеть

[O'Rey]

Ехал со съемок, блин.

[barsik]

Пока, блин, мне завтра на собеседование.
Ушел спать в гроб.

хм... всё-таки зомби лежат в гробах значицо


2Й: ой! сочувствую... но плакать не надо точно банальность, конечно, но могло быть и хуже, разве нет?

[O'Rey]

Ну, судя по тому, что у меня ни одной царапины — да, могло бы быть гораздо хуже :)

Какой-то конторе достанется эйчар-зомби. Ужос.

[Reaper]

Ты это, рекламку-то сохрани?
И сюда выложи, а то мы как не увидели твово начала ТВ карьеы, так и продолжение не увидим. =(

[O'Rey]

Зато потом я смогу с чистой совестью сказать: я был звездой мировой величины! но это никто не застал...

[O'Rey]

А зовут его Авас (С).

(Live Report from the Oval Office.)
George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of
China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle
East.
Condi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get
me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And
then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
Condi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too.

[barsik]

"грузин по фамилии Горидзе! а зовут его Авас! а доцент тупой!!... "
пацталом

*чуть позже увидела заголовок. ага-ага...

[Reaper]

А я сверху-вниз читаю... =Р

[O'Rey]

Ну, во-первых, превед, как обычно.
Во-вторых — с днем знаний, ага.

И еще одна психоделика:

Bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
saying the following:
— Emma come first. Den I come. Then two asses come togehter. I come once–a–more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time.
— You foul–mouthed sex obsessed swine, — retorted the lady indignantly. –In this country.we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives!
— "Hey, coola down lady," said a man. "Who talkin' about sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella "Mississippi."